where does the other one go??

as most of you know, i am obsessed with laundry. so obsessed, and compulsive about it, that i don't even let jon do his own laundry. i know most of you men out there are probably like, well that would be AMAZING if my girlfriend did my laundry. well sucks for you guys, because i'm one of a kind, and there is no other anal retentive laundress out there for you to find except for me. 

so, lets get back to, where does the other one go? i'm talking about the other fucking sock. where does it go?? most people think there's a laundry machine monster that eats it. but how do you know it doesn't make it in the dryer, and there's really a dryer monster? do you put all your wet clothes out on the table and try to match your socks before you put it in the dryer? if you do, you're more anal than i am i guess. well boys and girls, i have the answer. and i wanna go here when i die. SOCK HEAVEN. can you IMAGINE what sock heaven would be like?? it would be on top of these amazing pink puffy clouds, smelling of original tide and bounce laundry pads. and then there would be your eco-friendly sock heaven cloud that smelled of bio-degradable mrs meyer's basil scent detergent and recyclable dryer pads. mmmmmm this is making me salvate, even though i'm not one of those I'M ADDICTED characters from that 'my strange addiction' show. i don't eat laundry detergent, or sofa's or raw meat for that matter, but scent and taste go hand in hand, so you can imagine how the two could get mixed up once in a while. especially while writing about sock heaven.

i know wondering where your other sock went to has been an ongoing question and thought for however many years Hane's has made socks. but this just crossed my mind because i have always been that girl who never had that problem. never EVER. and i hear about it to so many other people, and i laugh of course, but never me. well, in the past 2 weeks, it has been happening to me. i can't find the other halfs of my socks. maybe they were so old, that they died and that's why they decided to go to sock heaven. 

so my recommendation to all you sock losers, is just buy new socks. you're socks are obviously old, maybe died of a heart attack, or had some major case of osteoporosis and you didn't really let your feet and socks see the light of day. they obviously had a lack of vitamid D and calcium. CLEARLY. so i hope this solves your problem to all you sock losers. see you in sock heaven. 

XOXO

minx